Well, we know sex is the most searched word on the internet. Why? Because it is forbidden, that’s why. I bet 90% of those searching for sex aren’t suppose to ‘play’ with the word sex.

Now, if you wonder why people have sex, go over to WebMD and read up the 237 reasons why people have sex. Without even looking at it, I can tell you why:

1) Because mommy said we mustn’t

2) Because grandma will smack us if we do

3) Because your wife/husband will kill you if you do

4) Because you want to get the deal to be someone’s girlfriend

5) Because your male organ says you must

6) Because your Sunday school teacher said you will go to hell

7) Because it feels better than a good sneeze

Lastly, because we need babies to make this world a cuter place.

So, what are your reasons to have sex? BTW, do you know what are some of the most romantic places to have sex? I say the outdoor fireplace. You have the thrills of being caught by the roving eyes of your neighbour and yet, feel warm and cosy enough, even in winter.